They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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