oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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