I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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