i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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