Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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