wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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