This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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