i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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