I'm really into asian looking animals
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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