Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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