ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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