Dual....:-)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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