ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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