I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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