apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
wow bdsm is so cute
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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