Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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