don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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