We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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