so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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