The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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