Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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