We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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