i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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