I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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