I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
