i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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