So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I touched a dick in church today
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