So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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