We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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