Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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