Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
even my farts smell like vagina
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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