So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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