Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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