People with herpes should wear stickers.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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