Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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