I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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