We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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