Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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