Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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