Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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