I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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