I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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