ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.