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• (212): View more from New York

  This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you

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• (858): View more from California

  Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin

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