i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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