How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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