I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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