Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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