just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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