I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
pray to the hookup gods
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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