I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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