Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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