Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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