i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
