It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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