i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i will never coherently bang her
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i want to swaddle you in tequila
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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