found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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