Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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