As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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