So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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