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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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